Friday, April 19, 2013

"What was the strangest place you've ever made whoopee?"

STOP. That was a rhetorical question.

I cannot say for certain, but I think someone or someones I should say, had intercourse on the hood of my car. Maybe I'm crazy but when I pulled into my well-lit garage last night I noticed some strange paw prints.

Exhibit A.

It is hard to see the handprints in this picture. But the arrows shows exact placement.

Exhibit B.
I know right?!

Exhibit C.

Whomever you are...I don't want a confession. In fact, I hardly care. So, if you tried to do this thinking you were getting some sort of odd revenge...pfft. I admire your boldness because my car has literally been to my place of employment and Walgreens the past few days. My point is it isn't like I left my car in a forest or something it has been in VERY public places. If you catch my drift.


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  2. I have a confession... It was me. And yes, the people at Walgreens stared at me really funny afterwards.

    1. I should have known... you would utilize my vehicle since you're homeless and all.