Thursday, June 27, 2013

Celeb Girl Crushes

My new friend in blog land Tiffany Khyla posted about her celebrity girl crushes this week. I just had to join.  Lesbihonest.....I don't want to settle down and make a life with these women, I just find them to be gorgeous!

Nadia Bjorlin

She's on Days of Our Lives. I only know of her because one Summer when I was about 11 my friend Mandy and I watched Days everyday. We were old at heart. N-E-ways, this girl is gorgeous she part Swedish and part Persian....can you get a better combination? It's her light blue eyes and black hair.

Jessica Simpson
Now and Then!

I like her. Always have. I wish she had stayed with Nick but we all make mistakes. I love her for gaining all the weight she wanted while she was pregnant the first time, it probably wasn't all that healthy but she wasn't all obsessed with Hollywood standards. She has the prettiest smile and the best hair. And whenever I see her in an interview she makes me laugh.

Charlize Theron

She's classic and regal. Not to mention a phenomenal actress. Recently she's cut her hair and I must say I like her better with some length but she's still stunning. Plus, some mornings I resemble her character in "Monster".

Ashley Greene
She's in Twilight and she was on the short lived show Pan Am about flight attendants. She's one of the many reasons I enjoyed the Twilight movies despite Kristen Stewart.

Emma Stone
Great skin, gorgeous hair when it's red or blonde. She's always in good movies and knock on wood I don't think she's done anything super stupid yet.

I want to hear your celeb girl crushes! Do you agree with mine?


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Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Porn, Pawns, and Where are your pants?

I'm beyond ready for this week to be over! It's not really been a bad week at all but I live for the weekend.

  • Teen Mom star and of new found porno fame graduated from alcohol school with flying colors. 
    She excitedly posted this picture of her certificate of completion. Source

    She makes me want to vomit!

  • This woman(below) pawned her mother-in-law's TV for some spending money. This is apparently newsworthy in Astor, FL. Here in good ole Tennessee that's just your average Winsdey......

  • And Miley Cyrus forgot her pants.....

I blame it on Tish and Billy Ray.....

Peace Out!

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Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Reba Goes on Vacation

Today I am linking up with Holly and Amy to brag about all my many luxurious travels.


As you all know I'm pretty F-ing fancy so naturally I vacation at luscious and exotic places.

 Like this.....

And I do enjoy putting my toes in the sand at

 Myrtle Beach

 Panama City Beach
 Glad we both got the outside hand up memo
No sun damage for this gal

I will say that Panama City Beach and really any beach on the Gulf of Mexico are my favorite beaches accessible by car. I'll take my Redneck Riviera any day!

The most tropical/exotic place I've ever been able to visit was St. Thomas

I really wish I had some better pictures because it was gorgeous! The best part was seeing it riding jet-skis! Also, if you are thinking about visiting the Virgin Island do note that the islanders are in absolutely no hurry to do anything.

One of the most fun trips I have ever taken was to Vegas for my best friend's 21st. 

Back when I thought I was a bad ass....well still do;)

My dream vacation is Bora Bora or really anywhere in the South Pacific. I'm wishing and hoping (fingers crossed) that it might be a possible honeymoon destination. I'll probably have to sell my first born child but we'll see. Have any of you been to Bora Bora or Fiji or Tahiti or anywhere in that vicinity? If so, let me know how I can go and not have to sell my soul completely to the devil. It may not be possible but I'm gonna keep on vacation dreamin!

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Monday, June 24, 2013

Weekend Envy.

This weekend had highs and lows. Let's begin with the lows to get it outta da way....

  • I "helped" my boyfriend move. I'm not so swell at actually maneuvering large furniture so I did my part and cleaned. If you have never cleaned the bathroom of a bachelor pad I highly suggest you do because it will bring you down to a level on which we all need to be on. I would rather go to the gynecologist twice in one week than move.
Now for the highs!
  • Got to have dinner and drinks with friends along with outdoor karaoke, yours truly sang. You give this girl a $5 jumbo margarita and she'll do just about anything;)

  • On a super happy excited note, one of my oldest and dearest friends is getting married! Her awesome bridal shower was yesterday!
The beautiful bride-to-be!

Here's hoping you had a fabulous weekend!

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Friday, June 21, 2013


It's that time of year....

Don't I know it June, but none the less we like Summer all in all and that is why today I am linking up with Holly and Laura from Walking In Memphis in High Heels


  • I buy cheap shades. Because, I either A. lose them in my purse. B. Sit on them and crush them with my fat ass. C. Leave them places.
 Always take pictures while driving
I'm not sure where I bought these, I'm guessing Forever 21 or some jazz like that.

Now for my Summer must haves!

Lovin that floppy monogrammed hat, anything mint-colored, wedges with shorts (less thigh chaffing), spray tanning, swimsuits that camouflage the bad (beer gut) and show off the good (boobs), and a spray fan to keep ya cool!

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Thursday, June 20, 2013

Ermahgerd Throwback Thursday

I didn't do a Father's Day tribute because my dad's birthday is this week as well. In fact his birthday was yesterday, the same day as Patrick's. Craziness huh?

My dad has been a stud since set foot on this earth. I get all my swagger from him, I get my zaniness from my mama!

My dad looks identical to Ed O'Neil aka Al Bundy and Jay Pritchett. And well my mom kinda looks like Peg Bundy so that's just that.

My dad and I don't always see eye to eye and I often find myself rolling my eyes but my dad is great in so many ways!

High School-Mad for Plaid

Circa 1980. A lovely Dances w/ Wolves motif (name the movie)


Sometime in the early 1980's, vacationing at the Grand Canyon

Me being En Vogue with my pops

 My dad looking tan and me looking albino and working on a miniature mullet

at Disneyworld, like I said swagger

Thank you Dad, for encouraging me, pushing me to always to my best, telling me awesome stories, always sticking up for me and most of all for constantly yelling this at me.......

"show ya class and not ya ass"

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Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Achy Breaky Birthday Boob Job

Today a very special dude has a very special birthday!

I don't necessarily know that 26 is a huge milestone but hey...I'm probably the worst girlfriend ever at the moment because I still have not bought him a present yet. my defense he has not specified anything in particular like he has done in the past. The Heat won last night so I told him that was his present. I'm planning to make up for it by somehow coming up with the best present ever!

In other news, you know what today is.....

Yep, White Trash Wednesday!!! 

Don't Tell my achy breaky heart that Billy Ray and Tish are getting a D-I-V-O-R-C-E!

"She tweeted Thursday: "@billyraycyrus since your text and email obviously aren't working would you like to talk like this?"

The irony.....

**On an unrelated note "Achy Breaky Heart" was the first song I learned to sing on my "karaoke" machine when I was about five.
Full story here

Courtney Stodden got a boob job.

I thought she already had one but whatevs. In case you forgot who she is (which is VERY plausible) She's the 16 year old that married that 51 year old from the Green Mile.

She makes me shiver with the inkling to vomit. SO GROSS!!! So yea she got her boobies done and because ya know we all care she even posted a video of it HERE I think the weirdest thing about this disaster of a human being is that she looks older than her mother?? I'm not even going to attempt to explain  Dirty Creeper Doug Hutchinson, you can pretty much judge that one for yourself.

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