The Price of Luxury

As a blogger I feel as though it is my duty to be helpful....

And inspiring....

Christmas is not getting any further away although my dad always throws out the saying "you're slow as Christmas" this year but that is farthest from the truth this year.

I haven't done any shopping, I don't have a whole lot of folks to buy for. My friends and I are so wonderful we don't get each other gifts. I'm in it for the conversations.

I figured that there are others that are walking in my shoes as well so I decided to give you a list of what to buy for those special people in your life.......

For the person who loves Scotch........a whole hellavu lot

$17,500 desktop bar set

Is it awesome? Yes. Is it practical? Of course. A tad bit on the pricier end for us non Columbian drug lord types. The downside.....LOTS of Ron Burgundy jokes

For that stripper friend......

Big Ole Box of Thongs

For $500, again a practical gift because I mean you're set for at least a month before having to do any laundry.

For your Man-Friend

A scarf worth a thousand dollars

It's beautiful....Indulge yourself. Sell a kidney.

And last but not least.....

For a simple gift-swap

I'm not exactly sure

I can't tell if it's just perfume or if it's perfume and a music box or if it's perfume and a chandelier. Either way it can be yours for $35,000.

Now get to shopping!