Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Be Kind to Your Stalkers

We all have our talents. Some of us are probably more talented than others. I always thought at this point in my life I would already have at least one Oscar on my shelf but after watching childhood home videos of myself last weekend I realized why my parents never took me to auditions.

One of my many talents is Facebook stalking. And don't you dare scoff at that because you know you do it to.


I've always prided myself on being able to find out necessary information, but there are some people who don't feel the need to put anything on their Facebooks for me to see.

You know what I'm referring to, it's usually someone that you can't be "friends" with on Facebook for whatever reason and their last update was 4 months ago and it really had nothing to do with them at all. Someone just happened to "tag" them at a check-in at McDonalds and really who the F checks in at McDonalds anyways? So insignificant...


If you're absent on your Facebook page I'm just going to assume your life is boring, because I mean if you aren't documenting all of it on social media than you must not be out living.....like me and all......and a big shout out to everyone out there who give their stalkers something to look forward too.








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14 comments:

  1. HA you would hate my facebook page. You'd be lucky if I post something twice a week :(

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  2. Hahaha! I can find out some serious information about someone in about 5 minutes via facebook! I love to stalk/creep on people...lol

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    1. People are amazed by my skills, although it's really quite simple. Just takes patience right? Hahaha!

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  3. Adam refuses to participate is social media because he feels it is too "stalkerish" - So, what do I do? I mention his freakin' name every chance I can so that people can stalk him through me. You're welcome.

    Good fiance since 2012.

    -Kate
    www.theflorkens.com

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    1. There ya go! What sort of fiance would you be if you didn't;)

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  4. the worst are the ones that have everything on fb locked the hell up! everyone should have their settings at least set to "friends of friends". having your fb private is like putting a padlock on a dumpster.

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    1. For real! Who do they think they are the president or something?? Pfft

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  5. Yes, I hate when someone is "private." Especially on Instagram. Grrrr..

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    1. I know! Especially when they're all about commenting on bloggers and what not. Thanks for reading:)

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  6. i am a social media junky :) i cant get INTO twitter though :( i love IG and Facebook

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    1. I can't either, I try. I'm old school, Facebook :)

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  7. RK, you ARE THE best facebook stalker I have ever run across.
    You scare me.

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