Be Kind to Your Stalkers

We all have our talents. Some of us are probably more talented than others. I always thought at this point in my life I would already have at least one Oscar on my shelf but after watching childhood home videos of myself last weekend I realized why my parents never took me to auditions.

One of my many talents is Facebook stalking. And don't you dare scoff at that because you know you do it to.

I've always prided myself on being able to find out necessary information, but there are some people who don't feel the need to put anything on their Facebooks for me to see.

You know what I'm referring to, it's usually someone that you can't be "friends" with on Facebook for whatever reason and their last update was 4 months ago and it really had nothing to do with them at all. Someone just happened to "tag" them at a check-in at McDonalds and really who the F checks in at McDonalds anyways? So insignificant...

If you're absent on your Facebook page I'm just going to assume your life is boring, because I mean if you aren't documenting all of it on social media than you must not be out living.....like me and all......and a big shout out to everyone out there who give their stalkers something to look forward too.